Poverty jokes
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
when you see a homeless man walking toward you
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.