Poverty jokes

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.

What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.

A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.

A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to jump!"

The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"

The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

You're so poor you wash paper plates.

Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

What is Africa's most played game?

The Hunger Games.

Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?

An iPhone has a button to go home.

I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

What is the most played game in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.