Post jokes
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
F*ck me!
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Dumb.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
weixian
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Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
bradley
Hillary Clinton
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"