I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
make this the most liked post
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What is mail? Boring.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
follow me on instagram @v2good.at.fortnite and @v2good.at.edits for a suprise btw you have to like all my posts :)
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
