Homey jokes
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.