Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
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What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
20 likes by just cheese.
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
