Popularity jokes
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
20 likes by just cheese.
Make this post have 1000 comments.
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
;)
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
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Worst Dislike Ratio: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5b5293efa5535a611745773c/guys-go-ot-httpsworstjokesevercomjokes5b3937c1a328f6072c316bd6hey-guys-who-wants-to-play-roblox-with-me-we-can-go
Most Comments: https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website
All records are as of March 11th, 2021.