What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
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All records are as of March 11th, 2021.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!
So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)
So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D
Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
