Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the twin towers he will pop up. Also, my moms great grandpa killed Hitler
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If this pops up on your timeline , fuck you
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Best friend makes joke about 911 Me my pop was a part of that Best friend so sorry Me my pop was the pilot of he flew through 89 floors
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996, they are popping off bro.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter
You can pop there head off
Pop-up P
yo momma so fat I asked her to save me a seat so she sat down and she saved 10 and one by one the legs started popping off
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child if you don't believe me I can pop my trunk
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why did the chicken cross the roads to popeyes chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
