Pop culture jokes
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."