Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Pop Culture Jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
