Pop culture jokes
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.