Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
