Pop culture jokes
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.