Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
what does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
there both turned on by kids
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
