Pop culture jokes
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."