What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
