What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
