Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
