What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
