Pop culture jokes
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.