I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
