Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
why did Micheal Jackson go to the movies. he saw there was minor nudity
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
