Pleasing jokes

My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.

Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.

Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.

Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.

Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.

Oh God By Dixie Rect.

Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.

Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.

Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.

How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.

Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.

The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.

What did the boy say to the noose?

"Can you please tie me."

DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!

“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”

“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

When a man loses his testosterone,

Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?

I'm a poor Indian, please help me.

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Can you guys check out my joke, please?