What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
Pleasing Jokes
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.
Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
Prince, can we please chat?
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
