Pleasing jokes
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
Memes
Im still alive and im going to make it everyones problem
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.