Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Play Jokes
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "If I can surprise you, I get a free drink." The bartender was unsure but agreed.
The guy pulled a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket, and he starts to play.
The bartender was surprised and gave the guy a free drink.
The guy then says, "You see, I have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes. Can I get another free drink if you get a free wish?"
The bartender agrees without hesitation.
The bartender wishes for 1000 bucks, but he gets 1000 ducks.
"WTF!" the man shouts.
The guy answered, "Did you think I wanted a 30cm long pianist?"
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
