Plane jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."