Plane jokes
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
ohio lol
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.