Plane jokes
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.