Plane jokes
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
He was so close but so far
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.