Plane jokes

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.

What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?

Plane pizza.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.