Plane jokes

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.

Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?

Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.

What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?

Plane pizza.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.