Plane Jokes

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.