Plane jokes

Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?

Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.

What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?

A plane wingless.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.

What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?

Plane pizza.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.

My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!