Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane
