Plane jokes
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"