Plane jokes

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

All these jokes are all plane.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

"September 11th plane driving classes for free."

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"