Plane jokes
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Memes
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.