Plane

Plane jokes

Dad

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

Chicken

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

Passenger

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Memes

Math

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

Tower

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

Twin Towers

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

Tower

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

Bomb

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Tower

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Gun

A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.

When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.

"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.