Plane jokes
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
When your plane heads for New York...
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.