Plane jokes
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Memes
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.