Plane jokes
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.