Plane jokes

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

All these jokes are all plane.

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

"September 11th plane driving classes for free."

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

When your plane heads for New York...

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"