Plane jokes

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

All these jokes are all plane.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

When your plane heads for New York...

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

"September 11th plane driving classes for free."

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!