Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Physiology Jokes
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
