Physics jokes
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"