Physics

Physics jokes

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.

The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.

It’s impossible to put down.

You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.

HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.