Physics jokes
So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...