My mom ate my food, So I ate her pet hamster ;}
Whatโs the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on a floor But only for like twenty seconds
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
uR Adoptodded
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time bone appetit
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Whatโs the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!
Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.
Why canโt orphans have a house pet
Because itโs parents have it to its self
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday, I chose the dog
one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings...he is being very brave about it though...he is totally unflappable
