Pet jokes

I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?

You got a black cat.

He was bad luck.

Everyone left you and you committed suicide.

What a CATastrophe!

What did the squirrel say to the dog?

"There are nuts in your poop. I found them!"

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?

I love my dog, Sadie.

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?

Hi! I love my dog.

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

What should you name a dog without any legs?

It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.

What has a dog?

People.

I love ❤️ dogs.

What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.

What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.