Pet

Pet jokes

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

What should you name a dog without any legs?

It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

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  • I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...

    What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog πŸ•? Today is the night I can drive.

    What time do dogs πŸ• get a walk done βœ…?

    Time to walk with your dog 🐢!

    My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

    A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"