A sister went to her brothers room and says Sr:am scared can I sleep with you Br:yes siso Sr:what is this (pointing at his dick) Br:my pet 🐍 Sr:can I pet it Br:yes He wake up in a 🏥 Br:what happened Sr:your 🐍spit on me so I bit his head of Br:you dummy Sr:whaaat
I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
I was chopping onions with my brothers so my little sisters cryed onions was a good dog
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare
Bunny hare
Why did the boy get a Koala? He had the Koalaficatians
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400..some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving. Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
I hit something when i pulled into my driveway. and then i noticed that my cat was missing.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
What do you say to your pet when your super tired, slow, and worn out?
I'm totally dogging it today...
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
