What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in africa? Dry Vegeatable
I was watching the condring with a emo person she said she likes the part where the girl was hanging I said why because you wish it were you?
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
How do you kill a spider ?
Just get a autistic person
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna
Steamed veggies
what do me and a blind person have in commen after i look at Alfie's mum were both blind
How did the fat person cross the road? It rolled
How do u make a sad person jump?
a bridge
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
@ Kobe the person under my joke ur hairline is so bad that kobe Bryant could of lived if he landed the helicopter on ur forehead
POV: a person made you mad but your Chinese and they have a cat. " CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Se this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I be the first person to say drinks are on me
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
