Person jokes
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...