Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes
YO MAMA!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
My doctor called me a "psychopath". HOW DARE HE!?! HE'LL PAY FOR THIS!
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Women be like men should pay for first dates then get made when you do...
how do birds pay? with their bills.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
Son asks dad “how much does marriage cost?”
Dad: “i don’t know son I’m still paying for it”
Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
YOUR SO POOR THAT YOU CANT PAY FOR A PUBLIC SCHOOL
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education. They were both druids.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes? Only when they file jointly.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar foot longs
