Paul Walker's jokes
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.