Paul Walker's jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck if my computer crashes.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

Why did Paul Walker drown?

Because he was too busy carpooling.

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?

Wrapped around that tree.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.