Paul Walker

Paul Walker jokes

Death

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

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  • Sword

    When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

    Man

    I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

    He had a change of race tho when he died.

    Crash

    I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

    Meme

    I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

    Word

    What were Paul Walker's last words?

    I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

    Fly

    What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

    Life

    I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

    But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

    Family

    What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

    "Family strong, but not that strong."

    Wrap

    Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

    Actor

    Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

    Xbox

    I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

    Wood

    Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

    Why do you say that?

    Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

    Wall

    I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

    Crash

    How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

    Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

    Racecar

    How do you spell racecar backwards?

    racecar

    How do you spell racecar sideways?

    Paul Walker's death.

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