Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
