Paul Walker jokes
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Paul Walker.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.