Paul Walker jokes
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Paul Walker.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
you.
Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.
Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
I am Paul Walker.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.