Paul Walker jokes

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?

I don't know.

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.

"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."