Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
I would tell a Paul walker joke but it would crash and burn
whats the difference between an umbrella and a tree
idk
FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."