Paul Walker jokes
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
you.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
I am Paul Walker.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.