Whats the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old
What's an edible part of a wheelchair? A vegetable
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones
What part of a vegetable cant you eat, The wheelchair
a depressed guy walk into a utensil store and finds a knife but he didnt stab himself.... part 2 coming out tommorow
What's the hardest part about sex with a thai girl?
Her, probably
Someone kills a emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying. No one will suspect the killer was, anyone who took part.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
What's an emos favourite part about be dunk? The hangover
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 1) To catch some SICK WAVES
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2) “I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
