Part Jokes

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.

What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?

The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

when i'm edging in class
and my teacher shows a
presentation of kids
starving in Uganda
relatablevid1
(i busted at the part where the
kid starved to death)

What is the worst part about siblings having sex?

Being left out.

What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?

Motherboard.

One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.

That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!