What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Let's all agree Gwen's the best part of this website.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
