Part jokes
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!