Part jokes
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
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Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee.
A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after a while and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in."
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.