Part Jokes

What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?

The drumstick 🍗.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.😎

What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.

What cow can part water? Mooses

Whats the worst part of a down syndrom relationship? Theres more downs then ups!

An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in".

what's the hardest part of riding a scooter ?

telling you parents you are gay

what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea

What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?

When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".

What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

The hole experience.

what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...

a ginger with friends

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.

What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half

The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.