Part jokes
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.
The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Me simpin part 2
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Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch
Community talk
Kinda crazy that a partly-Jewish guy named Peter Hernandez set up m the relationship of a friend of mine
On maps, Cuba is crocodile-shaped, but when I look at a flat paper outline, I cannot see the beautiful farm on the crocodile’s belly. I can’t find the palm trees, or bright coral beaches where flying fish leap, gleaming like rainbows.
end of part 3start of part 4 Box startsSometimes, I feel like a rolling wave of the sea, a wave that can only belong in between the two solid shores.
Sometimes, I feel like a bridge, or a storm.
Scars are beautiful. They signify a battle, a battle that you won. They aren't ugly, they are perfect. They are part of you. They make you human. fighting or not, I'm glad you're here. Whether your battle has just ended or just begun. no matter where you are, if you're here. I'm proud. Scars are beautiful.