Tourist memes

Piece

1 year ago

A mugshot of a man is shown below a news headline: "Kenya: Chinese tourist arrested with 300 zebra pieces in his luggage."

Florida

1 year ago

The image shows a split view. The top half shows a serene beach scene with a blue sky and calm ocean. The bottom half shows a man kicking an alligator in a muddy swamp, with other alligators nearby. The text at the top reads: "HOW TOURISTS THINK FLORIDA IS" and the text at the bottom reads: "FLORIDA IRL".

Meth

1 year ago

The image shows two mugshots side-by-side. The left one shows a man with short brown hair, stubble, and a serious expression, and the right shows a skinny older man with a blank expression. Below them is a cartoon of a dog wearing sunglasses and a grey t-shirt with a confused look on his face and a text bubble saying, "What is this, a crossover episode?"

Brit

1 year ago

A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.

Jokes

People

5 years ago

What are intelligent people in the US called?

"Tourist."

Occupation

7 years ago

A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

America

1 year ago

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Tourist jokes