Son: Mom whats dark humor? Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap Son: mom i'm blind Mom: Exactly
Why do orphans live pm the street
They don't parents to put a roof over there head
when you were born your mom said you were out of bounds so you went flying out of the hospital
my dad left me lol
why cant orphans sign up for sports? they have to have a parent signature
your mum isn't home
My Daughter is Super Smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor
what is the difference between you and my dad? nothing
Where do you think all the orphans went? In the world trade center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad "what is a bitch and bastard." dad say "a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail." then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says "a shit is shaving creme like what i'm putting on my face and ass is a coat why don't you bug your mom." so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says "welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass" the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.
Idk why my blind kid is crying. but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones? Because they can't eat family pack.
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Do you know why orphans dont have parents ? Because no one rasied you
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
