Parent jokes
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
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Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.