Parent jokes
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
Values be like for alphabets:
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.