why did the orphan cross the road (not to see his mom or dad)
A girl came to my house she said where’s your parents I started crying
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)
Dad, am I adopted? NO! Why would I ever choose you?
So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
Mom: Daddy stop! Me: No! Mom: Ok I just wanted you do it like your father
when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
do you know why orphans cant get married. because they will never get there parents blessing
Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
