Parent jokes
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Childhood fears
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.