Parent jokes
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Your mum isn't home.