Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!” MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?
Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
i have no father. like if you relate
Why Do Orphans Bully People
Because They Cant Get Suspended
Contact Parent _______
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent
