Parent jokes
Mommy?
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.