Parent jokes
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
My dad left me, lol.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.