Parent jokes
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Memes
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.