Parent jokes
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Can someone be my daddy?
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.