Parent jokes
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Can someone be my daddy?
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
My dad.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.