Parent jokes
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Can someone be my daddy?
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.