Parent jokes
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What's the difference between my mum and my dad?
My mum stayed.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
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So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"