Parent jokes
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Mommy?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.