Parent jokes
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."