What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Me: You know you parents were very good people Orphan: Wow I didn’t know that Me: I know your an orphan
Why can’t an orphan take medicine They need parental supervision
How are orphans like spider man
No way home
Why shouldn't you say I hate you to your parents?
Ask an orphan
Why are orphans lonely Because they don't have parents to talk to
I saw a kid crying yesterday and i asked him, “where are your parents”? Than he started crying harder.
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
what did the kid said to the orphan well i at least i have parents
Why did the Asian parents have a Asian baby
Two songs don't make a white
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what's that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what's that in between your legs mom: oh that's my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what's that in between your legs dad: oh that's my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there's a snake Going in your bush
What did the parents say to the parents ,
YOU CANT SEE Me
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
wheres your mom
in the bin
did you know the f in orphan stands for family...oh wait HAHA
we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents...oh continue
an orphans favorite toy is a boomarang it comes back to them unlike their parents
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
