When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Parent Jokes
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
