Parent

Parent Jokes

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you. LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.

Orphan: They're dead.

Me: A promise made is a promise kept.