Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan. 🥱🫤
Bully: How’s ur gf? Kid: I don’t have one how’s your parents? Bully: *crys* Kid: *Walks out orphanage
Q:what can't teachers say to orphans
A: I'm calling your parents
If someone is mean to an orphan just say I will call ur mum and make them cry even more
when you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands. 20 minutes later them slapping you with the belt.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb so I asked "are you an orphan?" "Yes" he replied "what gave me away?" He asked "your parents" I said.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Why do orphans die when a tornado come. They don't have parents to perfect them
I told an orphan two never stop talking until their parents come home
Now I can’t get it to shut up
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login:__________
What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
