I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
