what makes a child an orphan?
their parents left the for good :D
do you know why orphans cant get married. because they will never get there parents blessing
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
what does orphans in Batman have in common.they'll never see their parents again
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I went to ask my friends mom if I could have a sleepover Then I rememberd they did not have a mom or dad
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
Popular guy in class - I am so funny. Me - Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing on it.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said i have what you dont he said (parents)and the kid said your right i do have parents and walked away
not even the FBI knows where an orphans parents are.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
my parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped if i had done 'it' i would have gotten SO many apologies
how does parents punish there blind kid they move the bed
So an orphan played for a football team. and the coach said your parents must be proud of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents
