Y did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents
Why can’t orphans have a house pet
Because it’s parents have it to its self
when you were born your mom said you were out of bounds so you went flying out of the hospital
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to Orphan
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why did orhanbe come to famous
Becus he didn't need parent permission
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
me: hey are your parents here? orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to "single". i have fights with my parents but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan".
why are orphan so scared of the dark the dad cant check the closet for them.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips
parents signature: _______
Why do your orphans don’t drink beer. Because last time they did he went to suck some dudes toes then he try to take him to his parents but I guess that never happened
The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.” “I still don’t get it,” responded Little Johnny. “Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny and went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, “OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!”
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school, because when the teacher says I want to have a parent/teacher conference they just go about their day
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to. PARENTS EVENING
My parents telling me: "What doesnt kill you makes you stronger." Me upset about my suicideattempt doesnt succeed.
how did the ophan go to school not by his parents
Why can’t a orphan make a joke Dad jokes
