Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
why cant a orphans go on a field trip???
They need there parents permission😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why cant Orphans play baseball. because the cant find a way home
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home😂🤣
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
