how do you pet a psychopaths cat?
you get it out of the microwave
whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
How do you clean ash of a stove with chemicals
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
Someone asked me, how would you like your steak cooked? I said, on a stove!!!!!!
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here". The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
What's small, brown and crispy? A baby in an oven.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
