How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
