Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.
He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.
Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."
The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.
So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.