what do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument? Imma cashew outside!
Why cant orphans go outside? Because they have no parent to watch them!
Yo momma so stupid...weather man says it chilli outside....instead of a jacket..She gets a bowl and spoon!!!
Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it's chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: ok. An hour later, the lady is at the mans house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: you are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
jo mama so fat she went outside and became to sun
why did the dumb blonde take a 🚿 outside of the 🏠 while it was 🌧 because the dumb 🤪 👱♂️ 👱♀️ did not pay the 💧 🚰 🚿 🚱 💦 bill
Where do rabbits sleep? In the junkyard outside.
outside lmao
-inside gang sucks this joke was made by outside gang
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
So one day I saw a dog outside so I played with it then I was like I’m ganna see it’s name and where it lives so I did then...it’s name was momo then I looked to see where it lived it said joe momma street
Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
Your mama so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico
Yo mama so old that she knew The Outsiders when they were The Insiders.
Today I Asked My Sis To Take Out The Trash And I Shoved Her Outside
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina? A woman.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle? He white on the inside. He orange on the outside. And then there's that stick!
