You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
Bill gets home from work late again, and Susan is angry. She hollars at Bill, "I AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDS". Bill Says, "Ok". The next morning there is a box outside! Susan opens it..It's a scale! Bill hasn't been seen since October 2, 2002.
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
Yo mama's so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders they became The Insiders.
Yo mama is so retarded they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside she went and got a bowl
Jake: can I go outside Mom: did you clean your room Jake: No Mom: Then f*ck no Jake: alright bet (Brother named no)
Yo momma so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"
That's the last time we park the tardis outside the portaloos at Glastonbury
why did the orphan go outside the school A: cause it was take your parents to school day
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
Yo mama so strict that in The Outsiders she was Darry.
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.