A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'Hairy butt', so she named the House hairy butt. The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'crack, so she named the baby crack. After a year or two she lost him so she called the police and said'Help! I looked all over my hairy butt but I couldn't find my little crack.
Yo mama's so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies
Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
why did the blonde run outside naked? she thought the steam was a gas leak
Jake: can I go outside Mom: did you clean your room Jake: No Mom: Then f*ck no Jake: alright bet (Brother named no)
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Yo momma so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
That's the last time we park the tardis outside the portaloos at Glastonbury
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"
why did the orphan go outside the school A: cause it was take your parents to school day
Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl
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Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders they became The Insiders.
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument? Imma cashew outside!
what do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Why cant orphans go outside? Because they have no parent to watch them!
