Outing Jokes

Have you heard about the movie constipation?

No,Because It never came out...

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Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out man.

An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"

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Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

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Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.

There's is this cute russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka

Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?

Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.

Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree

A. Cut the rope

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away