Full House jokes
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why are orphans so bad at playing poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.