Motherland jokes

Why do orphans want to be communist?

So they would have a motherland.

Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?

He doesn't have a motherland.

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

Old soviet joke.

"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.