Motherland jokes

Why do orphans want to be communist?

So they would have a motherland.

Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?

He doesn't have a motherland.

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.