Motherland jokes

Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?

He doesn't have a motherland.

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.

Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?

Because it's the Mother and Father Land.

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

Why do orphans want to be communist?

So they would have a motherland.