Motherland jokes

Why do orphans want to be communist?

So they would have a motherland.

Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?

He doesn't have a motherland.

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

Russia.

This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

iran

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!